What? no candy!

[tic]

Yeah unfortunately my wife opened the box first. When I got up she gave me the box but it had already been opened so the false bottom was just in the box on it's side. She told me I was crazy for complaining about not getting any candy with the order and that Aloft must also be crazy to send me a bunch of candy because I complained. The wooden snickers bar was/is great and it will be proudly displayed in the man cave along side all my gliders.

 

[Konrad]

What kind of Husband are you? You didn't warn her that you feared there might be some retaliatory gifts in the box from Aloft. (see post #52)

Wait, if she didn't like the fridge magnets. Maybe I'm seeing your logic!

 

[tic]

Best to let the wife open a box that might contain a "surprise" . Actually she had no idea what was going on and it bugs me that she opens all my mail and packages. Once she opened a package that had a $450 Neu motor in it, she took it out of the box and put it on the kitchen counter, sure enough it rolled off the table and fell 4' onto the tile floor. When I was single 20 years ago, my place was used as a clearing house for guys who bought sailplanes and didn't want their wives to know about it. Everything was shipped to my address and then I'd let the guys know their package arrived and they could come get it when the wife was out. I got to oogle a lot of nice airframes.

 

[thenated0g]

See this is a service @Wayne could provide. Have a little check box after the tip area on checkout to have them print out a fake receipt in the box with a lower price: