Hahaha....Another for Jane - what do you call a guy with no legs in a swimming pool?A joke from my wife:
Where did Bob go after getting lost in the minefield?
EVERYWHERE.
Groaaaaannn...Have you ever walked down a dark alley in a bad part of town and suddenly a little car pulls up and out pops a gang of clowns ready to attack?
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Should this happen to you, just go for the juggler!
And I'll do it again!So, I arrived at work this morning, coffee in one hand, and a donut in the other, while holding onto my dog, Rambo, by the leash. He was super excited to see everyone here at Aloft after being away for a week (yes, he comes with me to work every day).
Anyway, I was a bit distracted because Rambo was pulling on the leash, so I handed my donut to @Jarron to hold. Hahaha—big mistake. A few seconds later, I look over, and Jarron’s eating my donut! hahahahaha! There goes my breakfast, and all I had left was my coffee.
I watched this during a flight to Socal last year with a nice man from Uganda who was sat next to me. We found it really neat that we came all the way from...that to sitting in an ERJ-175 at 36,000 feet moving at over 500 MPH in smooth, relative comfort.some funny and some interesting flying machines :
That was entertaining.some funny and some interesting flying machines :